John Simon Hates Me

John Simon Hates Me by J. Holtham

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Productions (6)
Comedy
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20 - 30 minutes
1 W, 2 M, 
Content Notes: Adult language
Set: A table and three chairs

A bar, a passed-out playwright, and a despondent director: the morning after a truly disastrous opening night on Broadway. With nothing better to do and nobody returning their phone calls, the director tries to reconcile with his ex-girlfriend, while the playwright dreams of what they'll put on his tombstone...

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Play Details

A bar, a passed-out playwright, and a despondent director: the morning after a truly disastrous opening night on Broadway. With nothing better to do and nobody returning their phone calls, the director tries to reconcile with his ex-girlfriend, while the playwright dreams of what they'll put on his tombstone...

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 20 - 30 minutes
  • 1 W, 2 M, 
  • Content Notes: Adult language
  • Set: A table and three chairs

Production History

OCT 16, 2020 - DEC 04, 2020
Worland High
Worland, WY United States
Worland High Worland, WY United States
APR 01, 2007 - APR 30, 2007
Agua Fria UHSD Warehouse
Avondale, AZ United States
Agua Fria UHSD Warehouse Avondale, AZ United States
MAR 01, 2007 - MAR 31, 2007
Agua Fria UHSD Warehouse
Avondale, AZ United States
Agua Fria UHSD Warehouse Avondale, AZ United States
NOV 17, 2006 - DEC 06, 2006
Worland High School
Worland, WY United States
Worland High School Worland, WY United States
MAY 01, 2005 - MAY 07, 2005
Richardson High School
Richardson, TX United States
Richardson High School Richardson, TX United States
JAN 01, 1997 - JAN 31, 1997
Yankee Rep
New York, NY United States
Yankee Rep New York, NY United States
No upcoming productions.
No professional productions.