The Choosers in Platterville

The Choosers in Platterville by Alan Haehnel

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Productions (11)
Comedy
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40 - 55 minutes
6 W, 8 M, 20 Any (25-40 actors possible: 0-40 W, 0-40 M)
Set: Unit set

In this Seuss-esque send-up of the college application process, written entirely in verse, young Greenies from the town of Platterville must vie for the privilege of attending one of the four most prestigious planets. When the pompous Choosers descend on their town, demanding endless tests and qualifications, the Greenies and their parents will stop at nothing to get an acceptance...

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Play Details

In this Seuss-esque send-up of the college application process, written entirely in verse, young Greenies from the town of Platterville must vie for the privilege of attending one of the four most prestigious planets. When the pompous Choosers descend on their town, demanding endless tests and qualifications, the Greenies and their parents will stop at nothing to get an acceptance...

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 40 - 55 minutes
  • 6 W, 8 M, 20 Any (25-40 actors possible: 0-40 W, 0-40 M)
  • Set: Unit set

Production History

MAR 14, 2012 - MAR 15, 2012
DCC Middle School Stage
Colorado Springs, CO United States
DCC Middle School Stage Colorado Springs, CO United States
JUN 03, 2011 - JUN 03, 2011
Barrington Recreational Theatre
Barrington, RI United States
Barrington Recreational Theatre Barrington, RI United States
MAR 01, 2008 - MAR 31, 2008
Elko Middle School
Sandston, VA United States
Elko Middle School Sandston, VA United States
JAN 25, 2007 - JAN 25, 2007
Brandeis Hillel Day School
San Francisco, CA United States
Brandeis Hillel Day School San Francisco, CA United States
MAY 03, 2006 - MAY 04, 2006
Canarelli Middle School
Las Vegas, NV United States
Canarelli Middle School Las Vegas, NV United States
JUN 24, 2005 - JUN 26, 2005
Cool Kid Players
Selma, CA United States
Cool Kid Players Selma, CA United States
FEB 16, 2005 - FEB 17, 2005
Bonanza High School Theatre
Las Vegas, NV United States
Bonanza High School Theatre Las Vegas, NV United States
APR 30, 2004 - APR 30, 2004
Ponoka Composite High School
Ponoka, AB Canada
Ponoka Composite High School Ponoka, AB Canada
FEB 07, 2004 - MAR 27, 2004
Bradshaw Mountain High School
Prescott Valley, AZ United States
Bradshaw Mountain High School Prescott Valley, AZ United States
FEB 06, 2004 - FEB 07, 2004
Aberdeen Central High School
Aberdeen, SD United States
Aberdeen Central High School Aberdeen, SD United States
DEC 09, 2003 - DEC 09, 2003
Floyd Middle Magnet School
MONTGOMERY, AL United States
Floyd Middle Magnet School MONTGOMERY, AL United States
No upcoming productions.
No professional productions.

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