Mars Needs Women, But Not As Much As Arnold Schecter

Mars Needs Women, But Not As Much As Arnold Schecter by Rich Orloff

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Productions (16)
Comedy
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40 - 45 minutes
3 W, 3 M, 
Content Notes: Mild adult content [alternatively, see Author-approved changes for school audiences (PDF)]
Set: A coffee shop

What does a New Jersey nerd do when his girlfriend dumps him for a prince from Mars? He fights back, with help and interference from friends both local and intergalactic. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length collection Incredible Sex.)

Pricing Information

Min. Performance Fee* $55
NOTE: This play is part of an anthology called Incredible Sex.
Standard Edition $13.99
Standard Manager Edition $24.99

*The per performance fee begins at $55. Your per performance fee will be provided during the ordering process.

Play Details

What does a New Jersey nerd do when his girlfriend dumps him for a prince from Mars? He fights back, with help and interference from friends both local and intergalactic. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length collection Incredible Sex.)

Special feature: Author-approved changes for school audiences (PDF)

Published Reviews

"A lively intergalactic romp!"

The Martha's Vineyard Times

"Sure to amuse."

Backstage

"Very funny! I would totally wear that Martian dress."

OffOffOnline

Production History

MAR 10, 2023 - MAR 10, 2023
Moravian College Theatre Company
Bethlehem, PA United States
Moravian College Theatre Company Bethlehem, PA United States
APR 16, 2021 - APR 17, 2021
Bowling Green State University
Bowling Green, OH United States
Bowling Green State University Bowling Green, OH United States
MAR 13, 2019 - MAR 15, 2019
University Of Central Missouri
Warrensburg, MO United States
University Of Central Missouri Warrensburg, MO United States
APR 12, 2013 - APR 13, 2013
Ripon College
Ripon, WI United States
Ripon College Ripon, WI United States
FEB 01, 2013 - FEB 01, 2013
South Walton High School
Santa Rosa Beach, FL United States
South Walton High School Santa Rosa Beach, FL United States
APR 28, 2011 - APR 30, 2011
Chapman University
Orange, CA United States
Chapman University Orange, CA United States
MAR 11, 2011 - APR 01, 2011
Monmouth Academy Drama
Monmouth, ME United States
Monmouth Academy Drama Monmouth, ME United States
FEB 12, 2009 - FEB 14, 2009
St. Johnsbury Academy Theatre
St. Johnsbury, VT United States
St. Johnsbury Academy Theatre St. Johnsbury, VT United States
MAR 23, 2007 - MAR 31, 2007
Warehouse Theatre
Greenville, SC United States
Warehouse Theatre Greenville, SC United States
DEC 04, 2006 - DEC 04, 2006
University Of Central Arkansas
Conway, AR United States
University Of Central Arkansas Conway, AR United States
APR 28, 2006 - APR 28, 2006
Milham House
Williamstown, TX United States
Milham House Williamstown, TX United States
JAN 01, 2003 - DEC 31, 2003
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company New York, NY United States
JAN 01, 2002 - DEC 31, 2002
Grove Arts Theatre
, Australia
Grove Arts Theatre , Australia
JAN 01, 2001 - DEC 31, 2001
Mill Mountain Theatre (reading)
Roanoke, VA United States
Mill Mountain Theatre (reading) Roanoke, VA United States
JAN 01, 1999 - DEC 31, 1999
Vineyard Playhouse
Martha's Vineyard, MA United States
Vineyard Playhouse Martha's Vineyard, MA United States
JAN 01, 1993 - DEC 31, 1993
Carousel Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Carousel Theatre Company New York, NY United States
No upcoming productions.
JAN 01, 2003 - DEC 31, 2003
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company New York, NY United States
JAN 01, 2002 - DEC 31, 2002
Grove Arts Theatre
, Australia
Grove Arts Theatre , Australia
JAN 01, 1999 - DEC 31, 1999
Vineyard Playhouse
Martha's Vineyard, MA United States
Vineyard Playhouse Martha's Vineyard, MA United States
JAN 01, 1993 - DEC 31, 1993
Carousel Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Carousel Theatre Company New York, NY United States