A Whole New You

A Whole New You by Alan Haehnel

(2)
Productions (33)
Comedy
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40 - 45 minutes
9 W, 2 M, 2 Any (11-13 actors possible: 5-13 W, 4-12 M)
Set: Interior of a guidance office.

High school sophomore Sandra Malcher is called into her guidance office where her parents, teacher, and boyfriend act out scenarios in which she failed herself -- quitting soccer, failing a Shakespeare assignment, resisting intimacy, and breaking curfew. Each person insists on bringing in another Sandra "option" with them -- a girl that looks like Sandra and replays the scene behaving perfectly. Enter the CEO of NYE (New You Enterprises), who informs Sandra that her loved ones don't want to change her; they want to replace her completely. A dark, comic exploration of teenage identity and perfection itself.

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Play Details

High school sophomore Sandra Malcher is called into her guidance office where her parents, teacher, and boyfriend act out scenarios in which she failed herself -- quitting soccer, failing a Shakespeare assignment, resisting intimacy, and breaking curfew. Each person insists on bringing in another Sandra "option" with them -- a girl that looks like Sandra and replays the scene behaving perfectly. Enter the CEO of NYE (New You Enterprises), who informs Sandra that her loved ones don't want to change her; they want to replace her completely. A dark, comic exploration of teenage identity and perfection itself.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 40 - 45 minutes
  • 9 W, 2 M, 2 Any (11-13 actors possible: 5-13 W, 4-12 M)
  • Set: Interior of a guidance office.

Production History

OCT 01, 2021 - OCT 02, 2021
Mountain Vista High School
Highlands Ranch, CO United States
 Mountain Vista High School Highlands Ranch, CO United States
APR 30, 2021 - APR 30, 2021
Andover High School
Andover, KS United States
 Andover High School Andover, KS United States
APR 06, 2020 - APR 06, 2020
Lake Central High School
St John, IN United States
 Lake Central High School St John, IN United States
JAN 31, 2019 - JAN 31, 2019
White Knoll High School
Lexington, SC United States
 White Knoll High School Lexington, SC United States
MAY 09, 2018 - MAY 09, 2018
Liberty MIddle School
Cumming, GA United States
 Liberty MIddle School Cumming, GA United States
JAN 18, 2014 - JAN 18, 2014
Andover High School
Andover , KS United States
 Andover High School Andover , KS United States
MAY 29, 2013 - MAY 29, 2013
The Bishop Strachan School
Toronto, ON Canada
 The Bishop Strachan School Toronto, ON Canada
FEB 14, 2013 - FEB 15, 2013
Bellows Free Academy
St. Albans, VT United States
 Bellows Free Academy St. Albans, VT United States
APR 24, 2012 - APR 26, 2012
Rockwood South Middle School
Fenton, MO United States
 Rockwood South Middle School Fenton, MO United States
JAN 13, 2012 - JAN 13, 2012
Bolton High School
Arlington, TN United States
 Bolton High School Arlington, TN United States
JUN 01, 2011 - JUN 05, 2011
Abilene High School
Abilene, TX United States
 Abilene High School Abilene, TX United States
APR 01, 2011 - APR 13, 2011
Norquay School
Norquay, SK Canada
 Norquay School Norquay, SK Canada
MAR 29, 2011 - APR 29, 2011
Saint Vincent Academy
Newark, NJ United States
 Saint Vincent Academy Newark, NJ United States
NOV 09, 2010 - DEC 08, 2010
Leigh High School
Leigh, NE United States
 Leigh High School Leigh, NE United States
NOV 04, 2009 - NOV 07, 2009
TGU Granville High School
Granville, ND United States
 TGU Granville High School Granville, ND United States
MAY 20, 2009 - MAY 21, 2009
Westmont High School
Campbell, CA United States
 Westmont High School Campbell, CA United States
FEB 06, 2009 - FEB 07, 2009
Osbourn Park High School
Manassas, VA United States
 Osbourn Park High School Manassas, VA United States
OCT 31, 2008 - NOV 01, 2008
Sun Valley High School
Monroe, NC United States
 Sun Valley High School Monroe, NC United States
MAY 02, 2008 - MAY 02, 2008
Spotswood High School
Penn Laird, VA United States
 Spotswood High School Penn Laird, VA United States
MAR 12, 2008 - MAR 30, 2008
Cohasset High School
Cohasset, MA United States
 Cohasset High School Cohasset, MA United States
FEB 29, 2008 - MAR 01, 2008
Cohasset High School
Cohaset, MA United States
 Cohasset High School Cohaset, MA United States
JAN 14, 2008 - JAN 19, 2008
West Delaware Schools
Manchester, IA United States
 West Delaware Schools Manchester, IA United States
MAY 04, 2007 - MAY 05, 2007
Legacy High School
Broomfield, CO United States
 Legacy High School Broomfield, CO United States
MAY 04, 2007 - MAY 04, 2007
Northwood Middle School
Taylors, SC United States
 Northwood Middle School Taylors, SC United States
MAR 10, 2007 - APR 21, 2007
Searsport District High School
Knox, ME United States
 Searsport District High School Knox, ME United States
FEB 15, 2007 - FEB 15, 2007
Cheyenne Mountain High School
Colorado Springs, CO United States
 Cheyenne Mountain High School Colorado Springs, CO United States
FEB 01, 2007 - FEB 02, 2007
Bellows Free Academy
St. Albans, VT United States
 Bellows Free Academy St. Albans, VT United States
NOV 16, 2006 - NOV 17, 2006
William T. Dwyer High School
Palm Beach Gardens, FL United States
 William T. Dwyer High School Palm Beach Gardens, FL United States
NOV 11, 2006 - NOV 11, 2006
Franklin Area High School Auditorium
Franklin, PA United States
 Franklin Area High School Auditorium Franklin, PA United States
NOV 09, 2006 - NOV 09, 2006
Clearwater High School
Clearwater, FL United States
 Clearwater High School Clearwater, FL United States
MAY 01, 2006 - JUN 01, 2006
John Marshall High School
Rochester, MN United States
 John Marshall High School Rochester, MN United States
MAR 17, 2006 - MAR 18, 2006
Harding University High School
Charlotte, NC United States
 Harding University High School Charlotte, NC United States
DEC 17, 2005 - DEC 17, 2005
West Florence High School
FLorence, SC United States
 West Florence High School FLorence, SC United States
No upcoming productions.
No professional productions.

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