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Never Eat a Talking Lobster eScriptAvailable

Never Eat a Talking Lobster Tales of Moral Instruction For Incorrigible Children by Steph DeFerie

(5)
Productions (14)
Comedy
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40 - 50 minutes
6 W, 6 M, 6 Any (12-38 actors possible: 6-32 W, 6-32 M)
Set: Minimal
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